You know what Twitter is like?

You know what my Twitter is like, for me?

There’s this guy I know; he’s really, really hot, and he lives clear across the other side of San Diego county. Jesus Dancing on Mary with Joseph he’s fucking hot.

He kind of doesn’t put out. He wants to, but his schedule is… creative. Always about to re-enroll in junior college, for example. Every time I go to see him, there’s a 50/50 chance we’ll run errands instead of touching each others’ penises. I see him about twice a year, and about twice a year I re-remember it’s all not worth it.

…and that’s exactly what my Twitter is like for me.

That is all.