The Hipster Doctor
*His skinny jeans are indeed bigger inside
*His Sonic Screwdriver runs on nickel cadmium batteries, because retro
*His TARDIS can travel to any Gastro Food Truck anywhere in the galaxy, at any point in time, instantly
*He left the Time Lords, not because of an endless civil war involving the Dalek, but because he was just OVER them already
*He traveled back in time to settle a group of monkeys at the North Pole, because puns
So I posted this to Facebook, and it will be swallowed up in the progressing feed, like tears in rain. ;P
And yes, the 11th Doctor is the only person in the entire Dr. Who universe I’d want to have sex with. No, Torchwood didn’t impress me much.